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'Unplanned' (2019) Movie Review

As a man, I totally have the knowledge and perspective needed to shed light on what a woman does with her own body... yep.

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My Personal History with Pure Flix

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I feel that it is important to supply an honest understanding of my experience with this specific production studio, Pure Flix. The history that I’ve personally gone down with the “films” released by Pure Flix Productions have been anything except pleasurable. For the most part, they have released some fairly repugnant pieces of work in the last five years or so that I have seen. No, not every movie necessarily has been a travesty, but Pure Flix’s track record hasn’t been good to say the least. Now I haven’t seen every single film released by this production company, but I have seen my fair share to know what a lot of this studio is all about; movies such as God’s Not Dead 1 and 2, Mom’s Night Out, and I’m Not Ashamed were more or less exploitation films that were nothing more than hateful, judgmental, or completely manipulative propaganda under the guise of the Christian name. Even though those films do not teach nor practice any true Christian morals in the slightest.

However, there have been some improvements occasionally from this studio that have tried harder in not being so immoral in their underlying messages; God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness wasn’t a great film by any means, but it was far more determined to spread an actual Christian theme rather than flip the bird to anyone who doesn’t call themselves a Christian like the previous two entries in the series. Pure Flix’s Samson, while nowhere near on the epic scale of the Cecil B. DeMille film (Samson and Delilah), was at least an okay-ish attempt on the old bible tale. So there has at least been an effort made on their part in the last year or two. That is… until now.

Also bad.

Also bad.

An Unplanned Slap in the Face

If I’m being completely honest, the new Ted Bundy film starring Zac Efron entitled Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile really should have been the title of this film rather than Unplanned because that is what this feels like. This is a vile little film that fills every frame with manipulation that it is sickening to watch. Unplanned is not a film that is made by people trying to be genuine, this is not a film making any sort of effort to actually see both sides of the discussion of abortion, this isn’t even a film that was written from a woman’s perspective since the screenplay was actually written by two middle aged men who also directed the movie. And yes, I know that it’s based on a book of the same name that is written by a woman who supposedly went through all of this; however, the novel also seems to contain several details that have been discredited by numerous sources as well.

The Plot

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We follow along the personal journey of Abby Johnson (Ashley Bratcher), who winds up being one of the youngest Planned Parenthood director in the U.S. Then one day she witnesses something so upsetting within the clinic that it forces her to change her whole perspective on abortions as a whole, resulting in her resignation from Planned Parenthood to become a pro-life activist.

To Touch on the Elephant in the Room

Yes, I know. I’m a man reviewing a film about a woman’s choice on abortion. I have no place in the debate as it is none of my business on what a woman chooses to do with her own body. That’s also kind of the point of my whole perspective, it’s none of my business. Nor is it anyone else’s for that matter, especially the two men who wrote this movie. Of course, Unplanned completely sidelines that whole subject basically to say that it shouldn’t be the woman’s choice whether to choose to abort the pregnancy or not. The topic of abortion, to these writers, is strictly bad and all women should all feel bad for it. Plain and simply put, that is pretty much what this movie is trying to get across. This movie does not care about what possible legitimate reasons one may have to abort, they practically make it look like a forced act on these women in almost every case of abortion, they depict the Planned Parenthood clinic as nothing more than corporate monsters that only want to abort all children around the globe like their some sort of super villain organization while completely ignoring the countless other health services that they actually provide for women.

Every pro-life Christian is portrayed in this movie as being the absolute most level-headed people that have no other emotions besides sheer happiness and sometimes sadness when the writing demands for drama. The writers hold no shame whatsoever in plastering their bias for all to see because sadly, the audience that wants to see this movie does not care. Anyone who enjoys this movie, only relishes the fact that Unplanned is basically giving pro-choice supporters the middle finger while it claims to be ‘turning the other cheek’. I’m sorry, but that’s bull sh*t. This movie is not turning its cheek towards anything, this is outright saying loud and clear to all women that have aborted or are thinking about abortion is in the wrong and they are terrible people for it. Again, ignoring the fact that it is the woman’s choice and is literally no one else’s business as to what she chooses to do with her own body. Ignoring all of the possibilities as to why a woman may have to choose this route, instead it is painted as a black and white picture of ‘pro-life is right and pro-choice is wrong’. Simple as that to them.

Ignoring the Themes, How Does It Hold Up?

It doesn’t, this movie is still a mediocre production regardless of the moral of the story. The moral only makes it all the more repulsive. The only problem I have now is, where to begin? I guess I’ll start with what is objectively the most broken aspects about the film itself to what I personally find to be the most grating… Oh joy!

The Story

Narratively speaking, there is some seriously disjointed structure going on here. The film opens in what I assume to be present day, after it firmly plasters the text ‘Based on a true story’ of course, introducing us to Abby Johnson and her sitcom husband and daughter. The very next scene is Abby witnessing ‘horrors’ of an abortion for the very first time ever. Which shows what appears on the sonogram to be practically a full developed baby that is fighting against this tube within the womb that sucks the fetus up and throws it into a grinder. From the very start you can already feel the manipulation in this film with the implausibility of this scene alone, and it is far from being the only one.

Right after that it cuts to eight years earlier where Abby first joins the Planned Parenthood clinic… so immediately I’m wondering as to how after eight years of working at this clinic did this woman not see an abortion performed before. Although, to be fair, the abortion performed in the opening sequence was definitely farfetched. However, the movie attempts to make it out as a normal procedure and that is the exact way that it totally transpires every time… that is not how it works. Moving on, after about ten minutes of following Abby along on her first days of working at the clinic we cut to another title card that establishes to be going back yet another two years… Seriously? We’re not even twenty minutes in and the film is breaking its plot thread. This is not a professional screenplay, quit it.

Anyways, then we follow what is now taking place ten years before the opening scene where Abby not only had one abortion, but two! That’s right, this woman who supposedly had two abortions of her own and worked at a clinic that performs abortions for eight years where she legitimately saw the actual aftermath of it all, somehow is randomly shaken by watching a procedure occur. There is a scene where Abby is inspecting a dead fetus as she is completely fascinated by it, yet somehow can’t stand the sight of a dead one later on. Where is the logic here?! Honestly when the film does finally catch back up to the present, over an hour in, with the context of what’s going on with her boss it all comes across less that Abby genuinely wants to be a pro-life activist and more that she wants to spite her bosses that were heckling her at the time. But I’m getting way ahead of myself here.

Gotta Go Back In Time

Following along the plot thread from ten years prior, we see Abby in her “rebellious” days as she puts it. “Rebellious” meaning that Pure Flix is only comfortable with showing this chick date a guy who’s ten years older than her… scandalous. Turns out that this guy gets her pregnant when they first start dating and they depict this event in a way that makes it seem like he tricked her into getting an abortion rather than her making the actual decision herself. Then this couple, sometime later, get married only to divorce soon after. Unfortunately the divorce came a smidge too late as Abby was already pregnant again. This time making the decision fully herself as she wanted no connection to her ex-husband.

Some time passes and we catch up to the point when Abby is working at the clinic, which her parents and her new fiancé are very vocal about how much they are against her working there. Cut to Abby and her new fiancé’s wedding, this time Abby’s father is grinning ear to ear instead of scowling like he had at Abby’s first wedding. The dialog used tries to sway the opinion that the father truly believes that Abby simply picked the right guy this time around, but because of the previous scene with how her father discovers how her fiancé is totally against the idea of abortion, it feels less that he genuinely believes this is a perfect match for Abby and more that the father simply likes the fact that this guy is pro-life on the subject. That’s it.

Gotta Go Back to the Future

Eventually the film cuts to a title card that reads, “Four Years Later”. Not entirely sure from which point on the ‘four years later’ since it gets a little messy, but that’s the least of my concerns. For a while after her second wedding, we the audience, are watching a string of scenes that ultimately feel like the most biased material that these writers could come up with. The villain is something that I will get into later, but these scenes that include multiple abortions throughout the years that Abby is involved with are given such an uncomfortably one-sided perspective. Creating a revolving door of women where we learn nothing about them amidst montages like it’s supposed to be some sort of cheery motivational sequence when really we’re watching Abby rush through an afternoon of abortion appointments before a severe storm hits their town. That was an awkward tone for sure.

Gotta make sure to make as many abortions seem forced upon unwilling women rather than be show women make up their own minds about the situation.

Gotta make sure to make as many abortions seem forced upon unwilling women rather than be show women make up their own minds about the situation.

When we don’t see Abby at the clinic, we usually are seeing her family constantly berating her and condescending to her about her choice to work at this clinic only because they perform abortions once a week. Again, ignoring everything else that they provide the other six days out of the week. Her family gets extremely annoying as they are completely judgmental on this woman’s career path, all because they disagree with this one aspect about the clinic and never acknowledge the other good deeds that she and the clinic have done for women. Because almost every scene that Abby shares with her family always leads to them disapproving her career and her trying to justify it to them, it gets so tedious and irritating to sit through the same discussion again and again. Especially since this is supposed to take place over the course of eight years, so after eight years of them whining about it, I’m just sitting here saying to myself, “Shut the hell up, it’s not your life, it’s her job. You people literally do not have to deal with it at all so I have no clue why this is such a big frikkin’ deal. Piss off and let her be happy with her job, you overcritical jerkoffs!” Like, I get it. They don’t like her job, but here’s the thing, it’s HER job. It’s HER choice where she wants to work. It’s HER prerogative to do with her career as she sees fit. She does not have to appease her parents or her husband as to where she should work, so why should I side with these people that won’t even let their own daughter/wife enjoy what she does for a living? The answer is there is no reason, these are rude and inconsiderate people that I end up loathing.

Third Act

In the last act, the movie finally catches up with itself as we are back at the very beginning with Abby witnessing the tube and blender abortion method. Sure. Turns out that while this is going on inside the clinic, right outside is the peaceful protesters that we’ve seen throughout the movie that seemingly have nothing else going on in their lives for the last eight years other than to pretty much live right outside this clinic to turn expecting mothers away from Planned Parenthood’s services. I’m being serious, the only time we ever see these specific Christian protesters are right outside the clinic and that’s about it until the last fifteen minutes or so when the movie actually shows them away from Planned Parenthood for once. Anyways, during the blender scene, the protesters see a man walking out of the building with a giant blue bin. Can you guess what that’s supposed to be filled with? The protesters ask for the man to wheel it over to them so they may “pray over it”. He hesitantly obliges to their request, but says to hold off a second since he has to grab the second baby body parts bin too. Sure. This all amounts to the miracle of Abby seeing the error of her ways and choosing to officially be a pro-life activist.

Once that is all said and done, everything seems about wrapped up. Except it’s not as there still remains another twenty whole minutes of the movie left… I about cried when I saw that. Twenty whole minutes needed to be included in order to show the lawsuit that Planned Parenthood filed against Abby and her fellow protester friends… only to be immediately resolved. That was totally necessary. Seriously, the last twenty minutes are nothing more than Abby changing her mind on abortions. The EVIL boss lady attacks her through legal means and acts like she’s the head of the mafia. The case gets thrown out in court within a matter of minutes. There’s a ‘heartfelt, motivational’ speech at the end about how wrong Abby was about abortions. The Planned Parenthood clinic gets shut down, resulting in this overly cheesy sitcom dialog that goes on right before the demolition worker pulls down the sign… riveting.

Then the film graciously ends with a text across the screen reading, “This movie was not approved by the Planned Parenthood organization”. My first, immediate thought that passed through my mind was, “No duh! I never would have guessed that the movie about making Planned Parenthood to look like a bunch of monsters wasn’t approved by them. What a twist!” I mean, are you kidding me right now? What point were these filmmakers trying to make with that? That’s like saying Ronald McDonald doesn’t approve of a movie that portrays him as a serial killer. No sh*t! Get out of here, I’m done with your bologna!

These are some fairly untrained actors, I’m not going to lie. Everyone is delivering their lines like they are reading it for the very first time right in front of the camera. No one shares a semblance of charisma or chemistry with one another. Abby’s family feels like they barely know or speak to this woman, let alone are related to her. Abby’s second husband, Doug (Brooks Ryan), and her daughter Grace (Andee Grace Burton) feel right out of a bad sitcom. Reading their dialog as ‘cutsie’ as possible, most of the time with that stereotypical overacting and groan-worthy punch lines in an attempt to make morons chuckle. The daughter, Grace, never comes across as genuinely cute; she always feels manufactured to be as ‘adorable’ as possible, except it’s not adorable, it’s obnoxious. Same goes for Doug, Abby’s parents, and the Christian protesters; they aren’t likable or charming, they’re cynically hollow shells of characters that don’t feel real.

Abby Johnson

Half my scenes are crying while the other half is no emotion whatsoever!

Half my scenes are crying while the other half is no emotion whatsoever!

I have no idea on how this person is in real life, the real Abby Johnson. For all I know, this movie takes significant liberties with this character and leaves out major details. I don’t know, that’s quite possible. I’m strictly going to be talking about the character here that is presented within the film, and this Abby Johnson is an idiot. She went through two abortions herself and worked for this clinic for damn near a decade, yet somehow this event shown at the opening is what turns her perspective around? It makes no sense.

Not to mention that the actress really isn’t all that good in the role, her performance is just bland. Not notably terrible, it seems like she’s trying, I just feel that she doesn’t have the acting chops to pull off injecting enough personality into her character. Although there were moments that called for her to emote, sometimes she did okay and other times it was not working one bit. I won’t put all the blame on her since these directors have proven themselves to be pretty awful at their jobs, as well as the fact that the script wasn’t doing her any favors with its material. At the same time she never rose above acting as though she were in a sitcom, along the rest of the cast members.

Stop crying, you're not very good at it.

Stop crying, you're not very good at it.

The Villain

Just cast the woman with the crazy eyes, she'll do fine in the role.

Just cast the woman with the crazy eyes, she'll do fine in the role.

The original director of this specific Planned Parenthood clinic is written in such a way that she might as well be the wicked step-mother from Disney’s Cinderella. I’m not even exaggerating. This woman, Cheryl (Robia Scott), is the most 2-Dimensional villain that I have seen out of this year so far. This is based on a true story, there is no need for a villain in this thing, let alone this cartoonish one that could not ever exist in our reality. There is no attempt to bring any sort of dimensionality to this character at all, because the type of people that wrote this doesn’t want a single audience member to empathize with this person in any way shape or form. Then it makes sure to paint every other character that doesn’t oppose the writers’ opinions with the upmost chipper personalities ever. Nope, I don’t sense any kind of bias going on here!

At one point, they give this villain such a horrendously stupid and absurd line that I had no clue how in the hell to react to it. The Cheryl character legitimately compares abortions to French fries and soda at a fast food restaurant. I’m not joking. The dialog goes something along the lines of, “Did you know that at fast food restaurants, they break even with the purchases of burgers? Do you want to know where they get the real money from? The French fries and the soda. Abortions are our fries and soda!” That is an actual quote from this movie. That is how cartoonish Unplanned portrays the people that run Planned Parenthood and it is beyond laughable. Constantly alluding to these clinics practically selling abortions like cars. It’s silly and not the least bit provocative or believable.

All Planned Parenthood directors are like this, right?!

All Planned Parenthood directors are like this, right?!

For no reason, Cheryl goes after Abby and company via a lawsuit. Which in the movie makes no sense why or how, which I’m assuming if that actually happened in real life then there has to be a lot of context taken out for this movie’s purpose of simply making her the ruthless antagonist. Because of course. Hell, this character is written to be so evil that when Abby gets pregnant for the third time, Cheryl immediately says, “You know, we can take care of that for you”. Yes, because I’m sure that’s all that a director from Planned Parenthood wants to do. Abort babies. That’s it. Nothing else. All they have in mind is to abort more babies, stat. Sure. There’s no way that she would congratulate Abby or anything. Nope, it’s all business. Gotta make that French fry and soda money. Oh, and can’t forget the times Cheryl turns the sprinkler system on to spray the peaceful protesters away from the premises.

With this villain, there is clearly no attempt being made to capture the essence of who I assume this character is based off of in reality. The fact that I’m calling her a villain goes to show that there wasn’t any type of endeavor being pursued in order to make her feel like an actual human being. No, writers Chuck Konzelman and Cary Solomon have been known to pull these tropes before in their films only to persuade their audience to side with their own personal beliefs. It’s not them being fair or accurate to the truth, it’s the writers’ lazy excuse to display people’s opinions that differ from their own in an unflattering light. They did it before in God’s Not Dead 1 and 2 with atheists and Muslims, now again with pro-choice. Real nice. Way to turn the other cheek. Although I will say that the actress’s performance was mildly entertaining to watch as it was so over-the-top that it made me chuckle from time to time.

In case you were unaware, Pure Flix isn’t known for releasing any film that exceeds a PG-13 rating. In fact, this is the production company’s very first R rated feature. Me being the curious masochist that I am, I had to check it out. Especially after hearing the story behind what the filmmakers are saying about their R rating, claiming that the MPAA is biased and singling them out because of their beliefs. Stating that they are being unfairly targeted because they are Christian and pro-life while the MPAA hates them for it… after seeing the movie, it warrants the R rating. It really does.

No, I won’t say that this is the hardest R that I’ve ever seen. Not by a long shot, but there’s still more than enough blood that is shown throughout the runtime to earn that R rating. It’s kind of obvious within the first five minutes that this is an R rated film with that first abortion scene, there is no way in hell that these producers were so blind to not see what type of movie they were making. Obviously they had to know this wouldn’t fly with a PG-13, but because these are basically exploitation filmmakers, they simply wanted to force this message onto a younger audience which is deplorable in and of itself. This has scenes with women bleeding profusely from their vaginas through a large portion of this picture, I’m sorry but there’s no getting around that. This is rated R for a reason, stop trying to pull out the ‘victim card’ every time you don’t get your way. Stop it. You’re adults, act like it.

Writers/Directors Chuck Solomon and Cary Konzelman with actress Ashely Bratcher.

Writers/Directors Chuck Solomon and Cary Konzelman with actress Ashely Bratcher.

Overall

This is atrocious on a number of levels; on a technical end it looks cheap, I know that Pure Flix works with smaller budgets which is understandable. However, this had a budget of approximately six million dollars and I’ve seen films made with less that accomplished a far more polished visual aesthetic than Unplanned. It’s the typical, low budget Pure Flix cinematography that most of their films have and it’s lazy. On a script end, the dialog is filled with eye-rolling humor that feels written for television rather than the big screen and even on television these jokes wouldn’t be funny. Characters that are 2-Dimensional, generic stereotypes that have been used countless times over in these Pure Flix productions. Every scene feels manipulative and cynical in a way that comes off as sleezy. Unplanned feels immoral, irresponsible, and judgmental propaganda made to coerce young women to feel they shouldn’t have their own choice with what they want to do with their own bodies or their lives. All while shallowly trying to pass itself off as taking the higher ground, even though it’s not.

If you are a fan of the first two God’s Not Dead installments or War Room then you will probably love Unplanned. Films like these aren’t made to benefit or enlighten people, they’re made to spread hate and fear mongering amongst the masses and that’s why I don’t approve of them. Especially when they claim to be Christian when they are promoting ill morals that are clearly the opposite. I’ve been accused of simply not liking Christian films, sorry to say that is not the case. I don’t like movies that are pushing an agenda while masquerading under the Christian name. That to me is offensive and wrong. God’s Not Dead 1 and 2 are not Christian. War Room is not Christian. Mom’s Night Out is not Christian. The Trump Prophecy is not Christian. Old Fashioned is not Christian. Let There Be Light is not Christian. Unplanned is not Christian. The true desire of these specific filmmakers is to instill fear and anger, that is not Christian.

Do you want films that are truly Christian with goodhearted morals that aren’t trying to push any sort of opinion or agenda on anyone, but are legitimately trying to promote the bible’s teachings? Watch classics like Marin Scorsese’s The Last Temptation of Christ or Silence, Cecil B. Demille’s The Ten Commandments or Samson and Delilah, and Jesus Christ Superstar. If you want something more recent then check out last year’s God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness or I Can Only Imagine, which were two halfway decent movies with strong Christian morals that worked well enough. The Resurrection of Gavin Stone was another enjoyable little picture as well from a few years ago. There are better films that one could watch that are Christian through and through, instead of faking its morals to replace them with cruelty.

I’ll be honest, I’m sick and tired of being called biased against Christian films. I literally have nothing against Christian movies or Christianity in general, the only problem I have is when a movie says they’re Christian and they really aren’t. When a movie involving heavy Christian themes is good then I will acknowledge and give credit to it when they do things right. Unplanned is not one of those that does it right. It’s mean-spirited, poorly made, incompetently acted, all around an abysmal product. Please avoid this at all costs. I will be shocked if I see a worse film from the remainder of 2019.

I just don't understand why you didn't like my crying... I did so much of it!

I just don't understand why you didn't like my crying... I did so much of it!

That’s All Folks…

Pure Flix has always been something else, but this was a real stinker. What did you think though? Did you like or dislike my review? Agree or disagree? Believe that I only hate this movie because I’m no true believer in the David A.R. White cult? Comment down below and let me know! If you so happened to have enjoyed my article then please do me a favor and share this around the social media world. Thank you all so much for reading and have yourselves a beautiful day.

© 2019 John Plocar

Comments

John Plocar (author) from Weatherford on May 22, 2019:

@Brian

I honestly can't think of many films that I've seen to deal with abortion, aside from a couple of '80s comedies such as 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High' and 'The Last American Virgin' which are both great, but aren't necessarily about abortion. Only retaining subplots that pertain to the subject relatively briefly.

Other than that, the only other film I can think of is the movie 'Voiceless' from a couple years ago, although that was also about as horrendous as 'Unplanned'.

Brian Leekley from Bainbridge Island, Washington, USA on May 22, 2019:

I won't be seeing that movie. Have there been good film dramas about abortion?

John Plocar (author) from Weatherford on May 12, 2019:

@Pat Mills

I fully agree with your take on God and Christianity, it should be filled with love and acceptance. Not hate and ridicule like 'Unplanned' and other films under the Pure Flix company name.

Glad I could help you avoid this one, have yourself a wonderful day and thank you for the feedback! =D

Pat Mills from East Chicago, Indiana on May 12, 2019:

If I made time for this movie, that would truly be unplanned. The Christianity I have known is one where God is love, and not fear. It could be said that those who are God-fearing Christians worship the wrong God. The folks who made this movie don't seem to consider the far riskier alternatives some women would take and have taken. Thanks for seeing this so I have more reasons to avoid it.