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Movie Review: “Ready or Not”

There are many movies that are worth seeing, but there are a lot of stinkers as well. My goal here is to weed out the good from the bad.

Ready or Not

Theatrical Release: 8/21/2019

Theatrical Release: 8/21/2019

Synopsis

Grace (Samara Weaving) and Alex (Mark O’Brien) are getting married. They are happy together, but Alex has yet to tell Grace about his family’s tradition. Alex’s ancestors made their fortune from creating board games and playing cards. They are extremely wealthy, but Alex’s family contributes their ancestor’s success to a deal that an ancestor made with the devil. Since then, whenever someone is added to the family through a wedding, the family gathers at midnight on the night of the wedding to play a game. The exact game is randomly selected from a deck of cards. It could be checkers, it could be backgammon, it could be hide and seek, or it could be any number of other games.

Grace has chosen hide and seek, and the rules are pretty simple. She can hide anywhere on the massive estate, she loses if she is caught, and if she manages to not get caught before sunrise, she wins. It sounds like a silly way to spend your wedding night, but Grace soon discovers that the stakes are much higher than she thought. Her new in-laws are trying to find and kill her before sunrise (in a ritual for the devil). They have weapons, and they are desperate. It is insane, and her in-laws are clearly crazy, but the only way to survive is to not get caught by her in-laws until sunrise.

Official Trailer

The Pros & Cons

All movies start with an average score of 75pts, points are then added or subtracted based on each Pro and Con. Each Pro or Con is designated points, ranging from 0-10, to convey how significant these Pros or Cons are.

The ProsThe Cons

Grace (+6pts)

The Bed Post (-2pts)

The Violence (+6pts)

The In-Laws (-3pts)

The Question & The Ending (+6pts)

Stevens (-2pts)

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Pro: Grace (+6pts)

I liked Grace quite a bit, partially because she was not one of those characters who was made to be dumb in order for the plot to move forward. Was her decision making flawless in throughout the entire movie? No, but it was realistic. She acted as anyone would in her situation, and this was refreshing to see in a thriller like this, because it happens so rarely.

I also thought that Samara Weaving did a good job in this role. The premise was silly, and the filmmakers played it comedically whenever possible. Grace’s reaction to the premise, and Samara Weaving’s delivery of that reaction, is what helped get me on board with the movie. It was a crazy idea (a deadly game of hide and seek), I knew it, Grace knew it, and the filmmakers knew it, but they rolled with it. Samara Weaving also did a great job escalating her character’s emotion throughout this story. Her character went on an emotional, crazy journey and Samara Weaving played it all in a relatable and believable way. Grace was meant to carry this movie, while the other characters were all going crazy, and Samara Weaving did a great job doing just that.

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Con: The Bed Post (-2pts)

The darn bed post. I am going to keep this vague so that I do not spoil anything. To be very honest, this was a very minor issue, and many audience members may not even notice or care. However, at some point of this movie, there was a character that was handcuffed to a bed post.

The character was desperate to get out, pulling down on their arms trying to escape, but to no success. My issue with this was that the character was an adult, and the bed post was made of wood. At anytime, the character could have stood up, broken the wooden bed post, and escaped. They did not do that, instead they just panicked and yelled. I get that the filmmakers needed the character to be stuck for awhile, but why not just make it a metal bed post? Again, very minor issue, but it was one of my bigger issues with this movie (which should tell you something).

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Pro: The Violence (+6pts)

I have seen some reviews that have hated on this movie for not being “scary”, but that was clearly not what the filmmakers were going for. It would be like going to a dramatic-Oscar style movie and complain about it not being funny. The filmmakers aimed for a violent thriller with a silly premise, and they certainly achieved that. I will get into what I liked about the premise, as well as the question it posed, later in this review, but the violence was definitely entertaining. Grace was fighting for her life, the in-laws were mostly incompetent with their weapons, and the result was a violent movie.

Grace was as confused as she was terrified, but she was also resilient and was willing to do whatever it took to survive. While severly outnumbered, her in-laws were not exactly on the same page and a number of them were incompetent in their roles as hunter-seekers. There was a ton of violence throughout this movie, there was a variety of weapons, a variety of different locations and scenarios, and no matter how close Grace came to getting caught, there was always more violence right around the corner. The action was entertaining, it was brutal, and it was bloody.

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Con: The In-Laws (-3pts)

I understand that these characters were supposed to be silly, but being a little more subtle with the silliness would have gone a long way. Some of the in-laws were so over-the-top that they did not quite fit with the more serious characters. It was as if some of the characters were written for a serious thriller, while some of the other characters were written for a parody movie. I enjoyed the somewhat silly tone of this movie, but some of the in-laws were a bit too silly, to the point where I thought they hurt the movie a bit.

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Pro: The Question & The Ending (+6pts)

I liked the question that the characters in this movie faced. Grace’s now in-laws believe in a myth passed down from their ancestors. They believe that if they do not catch Grace and perform the ritual, their entire family will be killed. I liked the reluctance that some of the characters had over what they were doing, and I liked their uncertainty over whether or not the myth was true.

The whole thing made the characters face a moral dilemma. Do they sacrifice an innocent life, to save the lives of their family (including their children)? Do they sacrifice an innocent life, on the off-chance that this crazy myth is true? The premise was a silly one, but I liked the moral dilemma that it made the characters face, and I liked that it made the audience wonder about the myths validity as well. I also really liked the ending of the movie, although that is all I will say about the ending as I do not want to give anything away.

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Con: Stevens (-2pts)

Stevens was a minor character, being the butler, so my issue with the character was minor as well. As I have said, a few of the in-laws were very silly and over-the-top. Stevens (played by John Ralston) was the most over-the-top character in this movie. The guy was unrealistically crazy, and it pulled focus from the more important characters. The guy was basically a cartoon character, he made some catastrophically and unrealistically dumb decisions, and there was a scene where the character figured something out as if he were psychic (there was no way he should have known what he knew). Stevens was a minor character, so this issue had a minimal impact on the movie, but this character definitely needed some refining.

Grading Scale

GradeCategoryPoints

A+

Amazing

95-100

A-

Great

90-94

B+

Good

85-89

B-

Decent

80-84

C+

Average

75-79

C-

Watchable

70-74

D+

Bad

65-69

D-

Terrible

60-64

F

Garbage

45-59

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Grade: B+ (86pts)

This movie had a unique, yet ridiculous premise. The filmmakers executed it, in a way that worked, by not taking the film too seriously. The premise was silly, some the characters were silly, and the tone of the movie was as well. While some characters were definitely too over-the-top, but this was a relatively minor issue and I thought the tone mostly worked. Some of the characters were so over-the-top that they felt like they belonged in a parody of this movie, and the bed post issue gave me the impression filmmakers sacrificed the related character’s intelligence for this section, but this too was a minor issue.

It would be unfair to call this a horror movie, as it never attempts to be “scary”, but it is a violent thriller with horror themes. The violence was as brutal as it was entertaining, and there were plenty of unique weapons and locations to help keep the violence fresh. Grace was a refreshingly smart protagonist, as the character was not made to be dumb for the sake of moving the plot forward. Samara Weaving did a really good job of escalating the emotion throughout this story. The movie starts casual with the wedding, gets absurd with the introduction of the game, and gets absolutely insane with how the whole thing plays out. Samara Weaving did a great job of playing all of this in a realistic and relatable way, which made it easy to care about the character and what she was going through. I had my issues with the movie, but I definitely enjoyed it for what it was.