Christmas Horror Movies: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas!
A Case of the Christmas Creeps!!
The Halloween season is obviously the biggest time of year for horror film fans, but what's a scary movie fanatic to do when October comes to an end and we move on to the Christmas season? Not everyone wants to watch movies about kids and talking puppies searching for Santa, or heartwarming dramas in which dysfunctional families are magically healed by the power of Christmas. Thankfully (or perhaps not, depending on your tastes), Hollywood has produced a bumper crop of Christmas related horror films over the past several decades, providing gore hounds with something shocking for their stockings year after year. These are truly the gifts that keep on giving!! Some people may not think that the Yuletide season is an appropriate time for horror, but perhaps they've forgotten about the ghosts and graveyards in one of the most popular holiday tales of all time—Dickens' "A Christmas Carol!"
If you prefer your Christmas movies a little bit on the twisted side, or if you simply need an antidote to the endless parade of sweetness that clogs up your television every holiday season, check out one of these Yuletide Horrors and scare yourself silly. Maybe there's a reason Santa's suit is so red, if you catch my drift...
"Silent Night, Deadly Night" (1984) Trailer
Most horror fans would probably agree that the Big Kahuna of Christmas themed horror flicks is 1984's notorious Silent Night, Deadly Night - a delightfully cheesy, sleazy, mean-spirited slasher flick that enraged a nation and scarred a generation of children. This low-budget splatter fest introduces us to "Billy," who witnessed the murder of his parents by a guy in a Santa suit as a boy. As a grown up, Billy is forced to put on a Santa suit at his toy-store job, which leads (understandably) to a mental breakdown. Soon he's stalking the streets of his snowy small town on Christmas Eve, picking off unlucky citizens with an axe while grunting "NAUGHTY!" or "PUNISH!"
The movie probably would've been quickly forgotten if its TV commercials hadn't scared the hell out of children across America, leading to protests outside theaters by angry parents and PTA groups. Even Siskel and Ebert got in on the act, denouncing the movie on their popular "At The Movies" television show. Tri-Star Pictures removed SN, DN from theaters within a week due to the bad publicity, which naturally made it into a must-see item for horror freaks.. The film's original VHS release featured a box-cover tag that read "The Movie THEY Didn't Want You To See!!" Despite the controversy - or perhaps because of it - Silent Night, Deadly Night spawned four sequels. In a particularly odd twist, actor Mickey Rooney - who'd been one of the original film's most vocal celebrity critics - had a starring role in the final film of the series, Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker.
A "loose" remake of SN, DN, titled simply Silent Night, surfaced in 2012, starring Malcolm McDowell (fresh off of his stint as Dr. Sam Loomis in Rob Zombie's Halloween flicks) as a small town Sheriff trying to track down yet another psycho killer in a Santa suit. Unfortunately his tiny burg happens to be full of guys in Santa suits because it's the night of the the annual Christmas parade. Aside from the killer-Santa angle, this isn't a "straight" retelling of the original SN, DN story but Silent Night is extremely gory, ridiculously violent, and totally over-the-top, which means fans of the original should be pleased.
Other Psycho Santas
Silent Night, Deadly Night may be the most notorious killer-Santa flick, but it wasn't the first. In 1980's Christmas Evil (aka You Better Watch Out!) a schlumpy toy company employee snaps on Christmas Eve after a lifetime's worth of cynicism and deception, and goes on a Santa-suited killing spree against everyone who's ever done him wrong. The result is kinda like Taxi Driver re-imagined as a Holiday special.
Santa went psycho again in 2005's cult horror comedy Santa's Slay, where audiences learned that the jolly old elf (played by pro wrestler Bill Goldberg) is actually the son of Satan. After he lost a fight with an angel, he was sentenced to 1000 years of being "good" by delivering presents on Christmas, but unfortunately for humanity, the thousand years is up, which means Santa is back to making Christmas a "Day of Slaying"...with everyone on his "naughty" list.
A quick skim through IMDb reveals several other killer-Santa gems like 1980's To All A Good Night, in which a Santa-suited nut job picks off nubile co-eds in a college dorm, and an irresistibly-titled 1996 direct-to-video cheapie called Satan Claus, where a psycho in a Santa suit axe-murders innocent New Yorkers on Christmas Eve and uses their body parts to make a macabre Christmas tree. Sounds like good, clean fun. By this point Killer Santas have practically become a horror sub-genre of their own.
On the flip side, Santa Claus is the victim in the 1984 British import Don't Open Till Christmas, in which a slasher is killing street corner and department store Santas all over London, with Scotland Yard in hot pursuit. The film's poster trumpeted the fact that it was "FROM THE PRODUCER OF 'PIECES'!" ...which, if you've seen that particular movie, is not much of a selling point.
"Santa's Slay" (2005)
Big Man on Krampus
Evil Santas are an easy go-to concept for Christmas horror flicks, but St. Nick's evil opposite, Krampus, is quickly becoming a familiar face in holiday-horror-film circles. This character from German folklore - whose job is to "punish" naughty children - had a particularly big year in 2015, when he starred in one big-budget theatrical release (Krampus, from Michael 'Trick r' Treat' Dougherty) and had a prominent role in the Canadian anthology A Christmas Horror Story (alongside a bad-ass, scar-faced, zombie fighting Santa ... and William Shatner!) The Yuletide demon has also appeared in dozens of cheap direct-to-video flicks of dubious quality, like Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013), Krampus: The Reckoning (2015), Mother Krampus (2017) and 2018's Krampus: Origins.
Killer Saints and Yuletide Demons
Not to be outdone, European horror filmmakers have produced a number of Christmas related terror tales in recent years, showcasing the dark side of their own local holiday myths. In the Finnish horror/fantasy Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010), the residents of a rural reindeer-herding village must band together to save Christmas - and the world - when corporate blasting atop a local mountain accidentally frees an ancient evil that may have provided the inspiration for the Santa Claus myth. The critically-acclaimed flick shows all the signs of becoming a cult classic and a holiday perennial.
Meanwhile, the Dutch film Sint (aka Saint, or Saint Nick for its U.S. video release) finds Amsterdam under siege by the ancient spirit of Saint Nicholas, a murderous cleric who's nowhere near as jolly as his American counterpart, Santa Claus. Packed with lots of improbable action sequences and some truly nasty gore scenes, Saint might as well be considered the European answer to Silent Night, Deadly Night. Additional note: the English language version of Saint also happens to be saddled with the worst dubbing job I've seen since the glory days of the Italian exploitation-film scene. Though some may find the awkward, stilted attempts at English dialog distracting, I thought it was a total hoot and it added a whole 'nother level of weirdness to an already bizarre flick.
Other Holiday Horrors...
In 1972's Silent Night, Bloody Night, an old mansion that was once a mental hospital is the site of a Christmas Eve axe-murder spree. 1974's Black Christmas has become almost as influential as the original Halloween in the annals of slasher filmdom. In this controversial classic, the residents of a college sorority house (including a young Margot Kidder and one-time "Juliet" Olivia Hussey) are victimized by an obscene phone caller who becomes a murderous home invader as they prepare for Christmas break. Ironically, Black Christmas director Bob Clark would go on to helm the warm-n-fuzzy family holiday perennial A Christmas Story several years later. A Black Christmas remake bombed at the box office in 2006, despite a high carnage factor and a cast of young, nubile hotties like Michelle Trachtenberg and Lacey Chabert. Like Silent Night, Deadly Night, the Black Christmas remake garnered its share of protests from angry parents and religious groups who objected to its Christmas Day release date. A new version of Black Christmas is set to debut in time for the 2019 holiday season, so perhaps the third time will be the charm?
For the truly dedicated Z-Movie bargain bin divers, there's 2009's temptingly-titled Silent Night, Zombie Night, a low-budget, direct-to-video flick in which Los Angeles' holiday celebrations are rudely interrupted by an outbreak of flesh-eating undead, or 1989's Elves, where a department store Santa (Dan "Grizzly Adams" Haggerty!) protects a teenage girl from a demonic Nazi Elf unleashed by a pagan blood ritual on Christmas Eve. Seriously! You can't make this stuff up, folks.
Had Enough Yet?
Sick of zombies? Slashing Santas not your style? Then how about a killer snowman? In 1997's tongue-in-cheek cult classic Jack Frost, a serial killer has an unfortunate run-in with some experimental genetic material on a cold winter's night, turning him into a psycho Frosty. Jack Frost simply has to be seen to be believed, and I'm not just sayin' that because it stars a pre-American Pie Shannon Elizabeth (whose death scene in this movie is one of the greatest things ever committed to celluloid). Obviously this flick is not to be confused with the 1998 family film of the same name that starred Michael Keaton (though by all accounts, the Keaton film is pretty horrific in its own right...).
...and hey, let's not forget that Joe Dante's 1984 creature classic Gremlins takes place on Christmas Eve, too! Shoot, Phoebe Cates' mid-film monologue about finding her dead father stuck in the chimney dressed as Santa when she was a little girl is more disturbing than just about any other movie mentioned in this article. Shoot, I'm tearing up just thinking about it right now. (Sniffle...sob...)
Has this article sufficiently ruined Christmas movies for you? If so, then I'm off to enjoy some eggnog, secure in the knowledge that I've done my job. If those of you in Readerland have any other favorite Holiday Horrors that I've neglected to mention, feel free to give me a clue in the comments section below. Thanks for reading, and have a happy - and horrific! - holiday season!!!
© 2012 Keith Abt