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The Best and Worst of Jean-Claude Van Damme

Nathan is a film critic and aspiring author with a true passion for the film industry & hopes his writings will help launch his careers.

Prologue

Jean-Claude Van Damme is a true champion of martial arts, but how do his films hold up? I will choose the 5 best and the 5 worst, then list a complete ratings list of all his films. Ready?

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The Best Films of JCVD

  • JCVD - JCVD follows the story of...well, Jean-Claude Van Damme. He plays himself in a story that could happen to anyone. It's emotional, beautiful, and full of heart. Van Damme poured everything he had into this film, even cutting away from the film to give a heartfelt message to his loyal fans. It's a truly moving film, deserving of an Oscar even. JCVD gets 4 out of 4 stars.
  • 6 Bullets - 6 Bullets follows the story of an ex-mercenary who now tracks down people for a living. He's hired to find a child that's been thrown into the child-trafficking business. He finds him, but things go horribly wrong. He blames himself for the incidents, becoming an alcoholic to try and forget what happened. But when an ex-MMA fighter's daughter is taken, Van Damme is the only one who can save her. Emotional, realistic, heartbreaking, and action-packed, this film gets 4 out of 4 stars.
  • In Hell - In Hell follows the story of a normal man driven to the brink of desperation. On his way home from work, his wife is killed and the killer is not charged, getting off completely free. Van Damme becomes desperate, killing the killer right in the courthouse hallway. Of course, he's convicted and sentenced to life in Kavlavi prison. What he doesn't realize is, the prison is run by a warden who forces inmates to fight to the death for his own amusement. The film is dark, brutal, and emotionally taxing. It gets a 3.5 out of 4, the small deduction being simply because of the ending.
  • The Bouncer - The film follows Lukas, a bouncer at a local nightclub who gets into an altercation which ends badly. The cops make a deal with him to wipe the record clean in exchange for Lukas earning the bouncer position at a local gangster's strip club and informing the cops of the goings-on on the inside. The film is a powerful exploration of how far a desperate father will go to provide for and protect his only child. Van Damme was spectacular in the film. There's only one small gripe I jave with the film. Everything else was spectacular. This is a film that shouldn't be missed. I give it a 3.5 out of 4.
  • Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning - In Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning, Van Damme returns to his iconic role as Luc Devereaux, a Universal Soldier. In between Regeneration and Day of Reckoning, Luc has learned how to free his mind and act on his own free will. The film opens with Scott Adkins' character though, in first-person format. His daughter comes in his room, frightened, saying there's monsters in the house. As any good father would, he goes and checks, only to find several men waiting for him. They beat him almost to death, then none other than Luc Devereaux appears and kills his family. Scott goes on a one-man mission to take down this group of Universal Soldiers responsible for their death. The film is a huge mystery, making you believe one thing and surprising you with an entirely different conclusion. The film gets a 3.5 out of 4.
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The Worst films of JCVD

  • Black Water - The film got Van Dammage fans excited because this reunited Van Damme with Dolph Lundgren. Too bad it was written horribly and directed worse. What started as a good mystery devolved into nonsense and formed a chaotic mess. I give the film a 1 out of 4.
  • Cyborg - Now we enter the lackluster realm of Van Damme films. The number one worst being Cyborg. Cyborg shows the future, but not a very good one. Society has fallen and a gang of killers terrorizes the streets. Lucky for the future, Van Damme is a fighter, ready to kick some butt. Unfortunately, the film is beyond cheesy, is full of terrible action and special effects, and lacks the emotion that most of Van Damme's movies has. The film gets a 1 out of 4.
  • The Expendables 2 - Speaking of cheesy, Van Damme's turn as villain Vilan in the follow-up to Stallone's smash-hit The Expendables wasn't a bad performance, it was just the rest of the movie that needed a lot of work. Chuck Norris said that he wouldn't appear in the movie if there was a lot of language, so we were forced to hear grown, gruff men say things such as "cheese head". Thanks for that, Norris. Aside from Van Damme's villainous name being Vilan (pronounced Vil-ahn, which sounds like someone couldn't think of a better name and lazily added an accent to "villain"), the film is chock full of horrible puns that even I can't appreciate. There were just enough in the first to make it fun, but there were three times as many in this one. It was just overstuffed with puns. This film gets a 1.5 out of 4.
  • Street Fighter - The cheesiness continues with the movie adaptation of the video game Street Fighter. Street Fighter: The Movie is full of bad dialogue, cheesy jokes, bad performances. The bad dialogue is most likely due to bad writing, but at least the director did what he could with it. A positive side is Van Damme looks great blonde and Ming-Na Wen can seriously take control of a film no matter how bad it is. The film gets a 1.5 out of 4.
  • Double Team - Double Team pairs Van Damme with a green-haired Dennis Rodman to take down a previous target that evaded Van Damme. I have to give this one a little credit. It started good, but it was so clunky and badly directed that it fizzed out about half-way through. It wasn't Van Damme or Rodman's fault, however. They did the best they could with what they were given. This film gets a 1.5 out of 4.
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Complete Ratings of Van Damme's Movies

  1. No Retreat, No Surrender - 3 out of 4
  2. Bloodsport - 4 out of 4
  3. Black Eagle - 2 out of 4
  4. Cyborg - 1 out of 4
  5. Kickboxer - 3 out of 4
  6. Lionheart - 3.5 out of 4
  7. Death Warrant - 2.5 out of 4
  8. Double Impact - 3 out of 4
  9. Universal Soldier - 3 out of 4
  10. Nowhere to Run - 2 out of 4
  11. Hard Target - 3.5 out of 4
  12. Timecop - 2.5 out of 4
  13. Street Fighter - 1.5 out of 4
  14. Sudden Death - 3.5 out of 4
  15. The Quest - 3 out of 4
  16. Maximum Risk - 2.5 out of 4
  17. Double Team - 1.5 out of 4
  18. Knock Off - 1.5 out of 4
  19. Legionnaire - 3 out of 4
  20. Universal Soldier: The Return - 1.5 out of 4
  21. Desert Heat (AKA Inferno) - 2 out of 4
  22. Replicant - 3 out of 4
  23. The Order - 3 out of 4
  24. Derailed - 2 out of 4
  25. In Hell - 3.5 out of 4
  26. Wake of Death - 2.5 out of 4
  27. Second in Command - 3 out of 4
  28. The Hard Corps - 2.5 out of 4
  29. Until Death - 2 out of 4
  30. The Shepherd - 2 out of 4
  31. JCVD - 4 out of 4
  32. Universal Soldier: Regeneration - 3 out of 4
  33. Kung Fu Panda 2 - 2.5 out of 4
  34. Assassination Games - 3 out of 4
  35. Dragon Eyes - 3 out of 4
  36. The Expendables 2 - 1.5 out of 4
  37. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning - 3.5 out of 4
  38. 6 Bullets - 4 out of 4
  39. Alien Uprising - 1.5 out of 4
  40. Welcome to the Jungle - 2.5 out of 4
  41. Enemies Closer - 3 out of 4
  42. Jian Bing Man - N/A
  43. Swelter - 2 out of 4
  44. Pound of Flesh - 3 out of 4
  45. Kung Fu Panda 3 - 4 out of 4
  46. Kickboxer: Vengeance - 1.5 out of 4
  47. Kill 'Em All - 2 out of 4
  48. Kickboxer: Retaliation - 2 out of 4
  49. Black Water - 1 out of 4
  50. The Bouncer - 3.5 out of 4
  51. We Die Young - 2 out of 4

© 2016 Nathan Jasper

Comments

Nathan Jasper (author) from Sylva, NC on September 30, 2017:

Glad to hear someone liked it lol

Jon on September 29, 2017:

Cyborg was actually very good.

Nathan Jasper (author) from Sylva, NC on August 19, 2016:

MizPamRoxx,

It was my pleasure. A lot of people think that just because he is an action star and a martial artist that his movies aren't good. That's just not the case. Most of his movies are full of heart and emotion and many are relatable on that emotional level.

Pam Freeman from Honolulu, Hawaii on August 19, 2016:

Alec,

TY for JCVD's filmology. I had forgotten how many films he's done! I'll have to beg-borrow-steal all of the titles. ~ Pam