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I was once a famed Hollywood director... but now I'm here in Cinematic Hell. My one and only job? To watch and review terrible movies as punishment for being a complete diretorial Anti-Christ (you should see the films I made in my lifetime.... what was my mortal self thinking?)

Anyway... I hope one day my soul can be redeemed and I can come back to the mortal world as a better filmmaker. Cinematic Gods... please have mercy on my soul.